no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
(Source: weirdalfan, via 0riginal)
- me: i'm gonna make you mine
- me: *right click, save image as*
i hate mac and cheese
i just lost a follower
u deserved it
(via laughingnancy)
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones, via creepofish)
what you gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk?
recycle it
(via gauges)
